triple patty burgers are overkill, i learned to my dismay
warning signs were there all along: that the grease had seeped through the foil wrapper, through the napkins, and through the paper bag, should have alerted my dumb-ass self that trouble was ahead. but like a lumbering dinosaur
LinkedIn's Business Feed Is Hell
a writhing mass of grifters, self-congratulatory business dorks, hustling hopefuls, shitposters, job seekers, and bored retirees comprises the LinkedIn Business Feed, an abandoned hellsite designed to induce despair in all readers, and feelings of grandeur in the dorks
Nintendo Video Was Good (Now It's Gone)
Nintendo Video was a 3DS service that delivered between 3-12 videos every week, to 3DS owners around the world. Well, it did - from launch in 2011 until 2015. In the spirit of 'membering things, we'd like to 'member some very good times with Nintendo Video.
Half-baked Theory Time: Paw Patrol Is Set In Purgatory
"Whenever there's a problem, around Adventure Bay" starts the theme song. But the problem is Adventure Bay: Adventure Bay is purgatory, and we're all trapped in it.
Jason Kenney's Alberta Does It Again: Higher Income Tax, Wage Cuts, Job Losses
Kenney Man, Kenney Man, screws AB like no one can: hijacks pensions, cut the AISH, punched your wallet in the face. Look out world, it's the Kenney Man. Jason Kenney has spent the past month demonizing teachers and
Jason Kenney's Alberta Descends Into A Petro-Banana Republic
After allegedly stealing the Alberta United Conservative Party leadership by setting up a "kamikaze candidate" and weird vote-by-internet primary shenanigans that allegedly involved voters that didn't exist, using VPNs to register hundreds of people at singular vote-at-home primary
SuperTuxKart Hits 1.0, Is On Android Now, With Multiplayer
It's been a long road here, but SuperTuxKart finally made it. After nineteen years of development including no less than two separate development teams, three engine changes, ten releases, the wait for SuperTuxKart is over. Tux is here,